Redditor OB1FBM went to one of the largest Magic: The Gathering tournaments in history and surfaced with these hilarious, yet somehow profound ass crack portraits. Looks like someone summoned Creature - The Friendzoned.
Queer people are like birds, all very different but with one common goal:
Bread. Hundreds of tons of bread.
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
This is the best one I’ve seen.
WHAT DO U CALL A DOG THATS A MAGICIAN
|one third of me:||I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute|
|one third of me:||sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty|
|one third of me:||fuck everyone I hate people|
when someone has food that you want
ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist
IT’S THE SUN-SUN TO THE MOON-MOON
holy shit i googled it and man…. what the fuck… This bear is just drunk.
cute things to call your girlfriend:
6. 1 tbs of butter
7. stir thoroughly
8. pour into baking pan
9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375
why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot
you smooth fucker